Waven's world

A student of proctology is in the morgue one day after classes, refreshing on the term’s lessons before the final exam. He walks to an examination table with a body lying face down on it, uncovers the corpse, and is surprised to find a cork in its rectum. Thinking it is extremely unusual, he pulls the cork out and, to his amazement, music begins playing: ”On the road again … I just can’t wait to get on the road again …”

Shocked, the student quickly replaces the cork and the music abruptly stops. Completely flabbergasted, the student excitedly calls the Medical Examiner to the table. ”Listen to this, it’s incredible,” the student tells the examiner as he pulls the cork out again. Once more music fills the air: “I got friends in low places, where the whiskey drowns and the beer it chases my blues away …”

- So what? the Medical Examiner shrugs, obviously unimpressed with the student’s discovery.
-That isn’t one of the most amazing things you’ve ever seen? asked the incredulous student.
-Are you kidding? replied the examiner. Any asshole can sing country music.